How to get rid of chest wrinkles

Have you noticed, when you see a Hollywood legend, their faces are as smooth as a baby’s behind, but their necks tell a different story?

“Our faces are lies and our necks are the truth,” said Nora Ephron. “You have to cut open a redwood tree to see how old it is, but you wouldn’t if it had a neck.” A keen observation, for sure, but it omits the neck’s constant and equally damning companion: the chest. According to The Cut, even more so than the neck, the crepe-y and cross-hatched patina of a long-abused décolleté betrays the years – and often adds extra – of a women whose has otherwise artfully lasered into oblivion the wrinkles and age spots by which she’s judged from the jawline up.

I once watched a supermodel in the proto-reality-TV era, whose beauty advice has stuck with me for years. Gesturing with her hand as she was filmed in the bathroom of her Soho loft, she said, “Your face starts here,” gesturing to the bottom of her boobs. Too bad I didn’t take her advice to heart, as I’ve apparently been taking care of the equivalent of just my forehead for 20 years.

As soon as I entered the next age bracket in the drop-down menu of life, I began to notice a red crease (cleavage wrinkle, or “clinkle”) etched itself from my collar bone to solar plexus. It was tiny, it was OCD, but it was there. From clavicle up, I was a well-rested thirtysomething with a pretty decent skin-care budget. But from the neck down, my complexion was broadcasting that I would soon be eligible for social-security payments. At first my “clinkle” would disappear by midday, but it remained until I settled back into bed for another night of side-sleeping. So, I did what any sane women would do before slipping any further down the (leathery) slope to a chest like Magda’s in There’s Something About Mary, and consulted my most knowledgeable confidant: I googled it.

Type “chest wrinkles” into Google and you’ll get 1,230,000 results. So is there a real life fix, which doesn’t involve not ever sleeping on your side ever again and/or going under the knife?

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